STAR WHORES: episode V: The Empire Strokes Off

First Attempt:
After the humiliating defeat at the hands of the rubble alliance, 
Emperor Ovaltine sends millions of little butt probes out to the 
farthest reaches of Uranus. Meanwhile, the Rebels set up their 
temporary brothel on the cold, dark planet of Goth.

Commander Indiana Jones takes his Wonton out for a little stroll, 
when he notices one of the Emperor's butt probes and blows it up.
Meanwhile, Fluke Flystalker gets ambushed by a Wampum, a fierce 
creature which the native indians of Goth used for food, clothing, 
and a medium for trade.
Second Attempt:
after defeating the evil EMPEROR OVALTINE and his BREAST STAR,
the wubble alliance, led by FLUKE FLYSTALKER, retreats into the 
farthest corner of the farthest galaxy away so no one can find them. 
they set up a temporary base on the planet HEATH, and mine the 
planet's natural toffee goodness.
but ovaltine cannot forgive the wubbles for destroying his beloved 
hardcore porno theater, and he sends thousands of porntroopers out to 
find them.

meanwhile, there's trouble brewing on HEATH.....

fluke flystalker, while on his daily rounds, sees a big dildo fall 
out of the sky. so he tells the other guys he'll be right back, but 
we all know better. so he takes his tomtom out to search the area, 
and gets bushwacked by fozzie bear, who yells, 'wampa wampa wampa!'
so fozzie takes the unconcious fluke back to his cave and loves him 
and squeezes him and cals him george. 
meanwhile, indiana jones wants to leave because he's got to repay 
blowjobba the slutt. but princess labia orgasma wants to tap his ass. 
then, C-me-PO'd and R2WD40, fluke's faithful droids, notice that 
master fluke isn't back yet, and get indiana to look for him. 
fluke, tired of being anally raped by fozzie bear, uses the force to 
whoop his ass. but then he gets lost in the snow and falls over. and 
then indiana jones comes to the rescue and cuts open his tomtom, and 
accidentally slices off fluke's hand because he can't figure out 
fluke's blazing sword. but then later on, fluke is naked in a big 
pool of green jell-o, and princess labia rocks his world. and indiana 
gets jealous and decides to leave. so he takes his millineum fuckem 
and leaves with his faithful wookie buttfucca.

soon, the empire finds out that the rebels are on planet heath, and 
dyke hater goes personally to destroy his son. he sends down some 
robeasts, but kieth and the gang take them out with ease. then fluke 
has to fly around in this big flying volvo, and trip up these big ol' 
DAT-ASS walkers. and the rebels get away. 

then fluke gets in his sex-fiend fighter with R2WD40 and heads off to 
the bigolballs system to look for scroda, the jack-off master.