LINKS!
Here's a picture of a links I killed while hunting in the jungle.
The links is a ferocious killing machine, and will attack you on
sight, especially if you are dressed as a giant mouse. So if you
happen to stumble upon one, kill it immediately.
Here's a terrifying
scene of when my dad
was savagely attacked by two linkses in our living room. He was just
sitting there, watching football and eating nachos, when all of a
sudden they ambushed him! He was lucky to survive, and even luckier
that I was quick-minded enough to grab the camera and get this great
picture!
The links is endangered, so the government won't let you kill them. But
just between you and me, the government can't prosecute what it can't
catch! So grab your camo and get hunting, because there's not that many
left to kill!
Real Links
He's not there anymore because the feds made him take down his kiddie porn. But you can check out Mindless Jobs of America!
Don't bitch at me 'cuz it sucks... I hear he's putting up some info on
his new Dungeons & Dragons system. It's pretty cool, if he ever
gets around to putting it up.
almost cooler than mine! At least, it's better looking. He's not nearly as witty as I am, though.
The most worldly of the Joses, Juan's page is not focused directly on
crappy stuff like the rest of ours. He obviously had some help from
PaRtYGiRl.
If
you really want to call yourself Jose, you MUST download this game and
play it nonstop! It's cheesy and old, but I think it's better than a
lot of games out there now. Give it a try!
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