Esteban Jose

Estebanikoken Shadow Slash
Shadow Teleport
Wicked Blades of Hell
Summon Chicks
Ability to completely ignore summoned chicks

After being robbed of his soul by the evil McDonald organization, Esteban has nothing left to live for except mindless violence. He wanders the lands, living only for destruction and death. Fortunately for everyone, there's this naked chick that keeps popping up in each episode that tries to get Esteban to settle down by showing him that someone cares. But instead he just ignores her and keeps kicking ass. Especially Benito's because he won't leave it alone that he doesn't just NAIL THIS CHICK BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY SHE WANTS IT, and Esteban gets pissed because HE HASN'T SEEN BENITO EVER PRACTICE WHAT HE PREACHES, and an internal conflict is born.