Jhulio Jose

Jhulioryoken Claw
Mountain Dew Bottle Bomb
'Special Delivery' Mailbox Toss
Wrap your wallet in plastic wrap
ability to say convincingly, "Because I'm a helluva nice guy."

Jhulio was a normal guy with a normal girlfriend, when one day at Sam's wholesale club, where he worked, he was horribly mutated by some bad pork n' beans into a green menace. He then fashioned the horrible claws you see here out of butcher knives and went on a rampage. Only El Chica Aye Aye was able to calm him down by dressing up as a cavewoman and kicking him in the shins. Jhulio settled down and had several adorable babies and was happy. Until Sanchez threatened his happy household and he once again prepared to kick a little ass.