Jose, Pedro

[todd] Real Name: Todd Middendorf
Occupation: Travelling Missionary / Carpenter
Age: 21
Height: 6'66" or so
Weight: Heavy, Man
Blood Type: none
Special Moves

Pedrosanzukyoto Whirlwind
Polymorph Enemy Into A Toilet
Shlong Slash
'Droppin' more classes than flies' withdrawal
'Strip club?! What strip club?' denial

Story

Pedro began his career as a carpenter, but when he entered puberty, his mother told him that his real father was Don. Shocked by this fact, Pedro left to assume the missionary position. Hailed by many as the son of God, and by others as a son of a bitch, Pedro now journeys to the sacred strip bar to fight in the ancient tournament and win free beer.

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