YOUR PRAYERS ARE ANSWERED.
8/29/04 by oldestgenxer
Drinknsmoke, God emailed me today, and told me I have the authority to go ahead and answer your prayers. A good manager can delegate authority. It is an awesome responsibility, and I was giddy with the power momentarily, like Jim Carrey in that one movie, Bruce Almighty. Or the cable guy, which is essentially the same thing, with or without Matthew Broderick. But I got over that, and got down to the serious business of answering your prayer, because this is serious stuff, not to be taken lightly.