8/29/04 by oldestgenxer

Drinknsmoke, God emailed me today, and told me I have the authority to go ahead and answer your prayers. A good manager can delegate authority. It is an awesome responsibility, and I was giddy with the power momentarily, like Jim Carrey in that one movie, Bruce Almighty. Or the cable guy, which is essentially the same thing, with or without Matthew Broderick. But I got over that, and got down to the serious business of answering your prayer, because this is serious stuff, not to be taken lightly.
After careful review, we sadly must deny your request. In short, the answer to your prayer is "No."

Sorry, dude. Better luck nest time.