The Benito Jose Experience: Here's my old geocities site (without the annoying popup ads) from back in the day when I went to Kaskaskia College. Note the quality craftsmanship and dedication to customer satisfaction. The page has mostly been left exactly as it appeared in 1999. Enjoy!
i can't believe someone actually won my lunch contest! curses!

Before You Browse This Page...

...You should know a few things. First of all, these days there are a lot of tools available that make homepages easy to design. Thus, there are about a million sites out there by people named PaRtyGirL 24 filled with meaningful content such as "I love Matchbox 20!!" and "Here are some pics of my dog Fluffy!" Who the fuck cares?! Quit wasting valuable server space and put something meaningful up.
In this rebellious spirit we present the Benito Jose Experience. Here at Benito Jose Headquarters we don't believe in using snazzy homepage editors to hype up a page with brainless content. Indeed, we believe in the exact opposite, creating a page chock full of entertaining bits and using absolutely NO flashy gimmicks to appeal to PaRtyGirL, whose attention span is about two seconds. Chances are, if you've read this far, you're the audience we're targeting. And that target is probably a very, very small one, indeed.

This page was created using ONLY Microsoft Write, Microsoft Paintbrush, the Geocities Homepage Editor, and LView.

This page is Jose enhanced. Click here to see if your bowser supports Jose applications.

Last Updated: January 16, 1999
not much added. but i have all the pics for the photo gallery scanned. all i have to do is get my lazy ass to upload them...

This page has won the prestigious blue ribbon for excellence!

If it's JOSE, it's got to be good!

Table of Contents

Chapter One:

Meet the Jose Brothers

Chapter Three and a half:

Jose Brothers' Albums!

Chapter Seven Hundred:

The Benito Jose Gallery

Chapter Eleventy Hundred:

Benito's Jose Photo Gallery

Chapter Thirteen, Because I'm Bankrupt...:

E-mail Stories!

The Final Chapter:


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Where they can put that little pop-up box on your page if they damn well please, because they gave you the page in the first place, mister!!!
Get your own Free Home Page.

not a copyright 1998 benito jose enterprises. All images, unless blatantly ripped off, are original works by Scott Powers and he shore would appreciate it if you asked him before using them, even though he doesn't personally indulge in such superficial, time-consuming practices.