THE GREATEST AMERICAN SIMILIES

9/23/04 by drinknsmoke79

I always loved the show as if it were my own creation. “THE GREATEST AMERICAN HERO” In my mind the plots should be as fresh as the milk you get from the store the day the milk truck gets there and you see him putting it in the cooler, so you take one and buy it because it will give you one or two more days before it expires like a worn out drivers license on your 21st birthday, but their not. My brother and I loved the show, as I remember, but all I really know about it is that it was the greatest American sitcom. And the guy couldn’t land.

I feel it is my new duty to learn as much about the show as I can. Why? I don’t know. You tell me. I am drawn to this mission like a mission seeking missile that has been fired in the general direction of a mission, but the missile doesn’t exactly know where to start looking for information on the mission. Oh yeah, the missile is in Iraq, and the mission is in Egypt.

That doesn’t matter unless you’re a person that thinks in pictures like some kind of thinking television that shows you everything its thinking, and then you show up on the screen and you see the t.v. behind you trying to kill you. You also saw a clock and a calendar behind you on the screen and it was the same day only two hours later, the exact time you had planned on turning your back to the television. But there is nothing you can do about it because you don’t have any bricks to throw at it, like an out of work bricklayer or a bricklayer that just ran out of bricks exactly at quitting time on a Friday. That would be neat.

Anyway, remember that show? It was pretty cool