STALKER??? DAMN NEAR KILLED HER!!!

10/14/04 by drinknsmoke79

The other day, while wandering through the yahoo personals, I got to thinking about my old girlfriends. One that I had dated in the past came to mind, and I got a wild hair to look at the women in her last known area of residence. There she was, looking for a man roughly her age, just like her I thought, and let out a chuckle. I was curious if she still smoked, so I looked down and sure enough, but now only occasionally. I found out that now she is only willing to date people living within 15 miles of her house. I used to drive 2 hours to see her at school. I guess its different when she might have to drive.

Still no kids either, this girl reads like a book!! Still the same height and hair color. Her description of herself is normal. Same old stuff like, “been with losers before”, and “honesty and no games”. WAIT!!! Heres a surprise, she never thought she would use the personals, huh, you think you know somebody and then BAM!! They think they’re better than the personal ads.

Don’t get me wrong, I’m glad I dumped her, but you gotta kinda feel sorry for somebody who rode the PowerTrain and got left at the depot. Its just sad.

On another note, I came up with a good pickup line for a teacher.

“You say you’re a Physics teacher, but when I look at you all I see is Chemistry”

Also, Sex is like using a jackhammer, you pound it all the way down a few times, and make sure its all torn up when you leave.

I’m out!!