4/7/04 by phil

Hello ladies,

Yes I am talking to you.

Bona fide SWM seeks SF to make grilled cheese sandwiches, listen to jazz and Bach, and design elaborate escape plans. Psychologists need not apply.

I am a beautiful blank tattoo canvas with aspirations of a manned mission to Canada. I enjoy morning drives across suspended bridges and evening drives over exploding tanker trucks. I have been cited as an influence in some sleeve-knitting circles.

You share a passion for strawberry pie and Volvos with over 200,000 miles. You think dusk is the best time of year and a My Buddy doll should occupy the Oval Office. Your dream house is decorated with (if not constructed of) Jenga blocks.

Saturday mornings are meant for sleeping in and eating veggie omelettes. The best cat is a Boston Terrier or a fish. A day without music has no pulse.

Yours truly,
Tall, Dark, and Phil