4/18/04 by drinknsmoke79

As I was paying $53.00 for $24.50 worth of gas I thought to myself-Matt how the fuck can you get a hanfull of crackers out to your truck when all they make is plastic bags filled with crackers??!! Little did i know ,fate was waiting with my answer! You can call it what you will,a twist of fate,my powers-like uncoordination,or it could have been the fact that i was loaded on a combination of jack daniels and life,but i dropped a handfull of change and a pack of rollos with two, possibly three left. HOW EMBARASSING!!! Anyway when i finally got everything picked up and shoved back into my pocket including most of my shirt tail, i looked up and there it was a plastic container resembling a pringles can that was labled "GO ANYWHERE CRACKERS" WHAT A COUNTRY!!!! I didnt have the money to buy them but when can you get the things you really want in life? But i have a plan my friends! sometime someone is gonna accidentally throw one away and ill be there,with a handfull of crackers ready to go anywhere.