6/22/04 by mushingirl

Hey kid, calm down a little. Bring it back down from 11 for a minute and realize one thing for me. Batman doesn't have super powers. Wendy, Marvin and Wonder Dog don't have super powers. What do all of these folks have in common besides being fictional characters... Crap, trapped by a loop of logic! My point is, drinksmoke, you do not need super powers to be a part of a middle of the heap group like LOP. Remember the middle letter my friend, it stands for... Crap, trapped in a spelling loop! Anyway, all needless superpowers aside, NO we don't have a giant buliding with a big 'ole L on it, NO we don't have fancy uniforms, NO we don't know each other, but is that going to stop us from being as ordinary as we know how? I think not. As far as Zoolander is concerned, perhaps my theory on the manifestation of powers was slightly amiss. It could have been the Dannon yogurt commercial with the hula hoop lady I see every two minutes or that damn "Can you hear me now?" guy. Regardless, keep watching television my powerless chum, you may find your useless powers sooner that you think.