Hot Meat Injection

6/22/04 by scott

I agree with my lil' bro. Screw writing big long articles, I'm just gonna post random thoughts from now on.

So Kim and I were discussing this evening how lunch is really the only meal that has meat specifically named after it. Lunchmeat. Would you eat 'Breakfastmeat'? Or 'Dinnermeat'? Not really since those meals you're usually are a little more picky and need your meat qualified into a certain category, like sausage, or pork chops, or, uh... meatloaf. But lunchmeat makes it okay, since it doesn't really matter what it is, you're just gonna put it in between some bread with some mustardayonnaise.

I propose that henceforth, we should all be a little less discriminatory towards our meals, and just eat 'breakfastjuice' with 'breakfastgrains'. then for lunch, have some lunchdrink with your sandwich, and top it all off with some dinnerfood in suppersauce.

THEN, DRIVE IT INTO THE DITCH BECAUSE YOU'RE DRUNK!!!