Welcome to my submarine Lair

6/24/04 by oldestgenxer

Recently, I had the extreme pleasure to take a meeting with the holy one, Scott. I was gazing up at him, like a puppy (me, not him), waiting for him to pay attention to me, to acknowledge my existence, and more importantly, my posts.
He begrudgingly admitted that the letter from an old guy, volume 2 (the lebowski connection) had received kudos and awards. But my solo effort was unintelligible, made no sense, and brought down the collective IQ of this end of the world wide web. He proceeded to berate my article in a very hostile manner. I was inconsolable. I fell to ground, crying. I sobbed, and looked up at him, and tried to make the sound come out, but I could not. I could only form the words with my mouth. "W--Why?"
He looked down at me with disgust and dismissed me easily. "Dude, you suck."

But then a bright light shone, and a new day dawned, and suddenly, there were copious amounts of fluid and new posts to the website. More importantly, Scott unwittingly revealed his true persona, that of a crazed madman, hellbent on the total destruction of the world and the entire domination of . . .well, of the world.
This is the part that I never understood about supervillians, and I have even taken psychology: Why do they always want to both rule the world AND destroy the world? (This may seem obvious, but I digress.)
Its not like I feel I should get all of the credit for the revival, the renaissance, if you will, of webdisaster. Just most of it, and any royalties due.
But also, to my delight, among the new posts were some from mushingirl, who came to my rescue, possibly WHILE smoking and riding a unicycle and solving quadratic equations. Mushingirl, you are now my friend. Perhaps we will form a group or legion or cadre of superheroes, someday.
In the meantime, please know that I am your ally, and if you need ANYTHING, I am there for you. Unless I'm busy. Or sleeping. Or watching TV.

Plus, don't you live really far away from me? And I work alot. But I will try to fit you in.