7/5/04 by oldestgenxer

Okay, well just like Scott had originally posted some of my stuff under his name, allow me to present something that a friend of mine created, and you can decide for yourselves if he is worthy. Let me give you some background on him first.
The truth of his bio is more bizarre than anyone's attempt to make something up. He is an ultra-lib conspiracy nut (see letter from an old guy, volume one), he is an out of work actor (although, to be fair, most are) he has such a serious anxiety disorder that he is unable to function in public without medication. Going into a large store like Walmart, is paralysing. To be honest, I'm kinda buying into that lifestyle. But he is a great guy, a smart guy, and we have entertaining conversations. We came this close (I am holding my thumb and fore finger 4.5 millimeters apart) to hosting our own radio show about conspiracies, but the man shut us down. With that, I give you this, because he was trying to get me to go see the MIchael Moore movie, which of course I will not because--well, never mind, I don't want to get political here. But Michael Moore is a kneebiter. Look it up.


the reviews are in for farhenheit 911:


"A MUST SEE"!
Roger Ebert,Chicago Sun Times

"Entertaining!Enthralling!On the epic scale of "Clerks" and "The Lord of the Rings!" Michael Medved,ABC News review

"FARENHEIT 911 DOES FOR AMERICA WHAT VIAGRA DID FOR BOB DOLE..A REAL UPLIFTING EXPERIENCE!" Elizabeth Dole,Sen. N. Carolina

"I HIGHLY RECCOMMEND IT..BUT I WONT SEE IT..OOPS! WAIT A MINUTE". Pres. George Bush,overheard talking to his secret mistress, Zsa Zsa Gabor

"GREAT MOVIE..VERY TRUTHFUL AND HIGHLY ACCURATE.IT'S TOO BAD I COULDN'T GET A SNACK BAR IN FRONT OF MY SEAT.I'M REALLY HOOKED ON SNOWCAPS." Sen. Ted Kennedy,dem. mass.

'' FUCK OFF.'' Vice pres. Dick Cheney

"ABOUT AS MUCH TRUTH IN THIS MOVIE AS MY MAJIC BULLITT THEORY.'' Sen. Arlen Specter,Rep. Penn.

"I WON'T SEE IT BECAUSE I REFUSE TO CONFRONT THE TRUTH" Bubba Bushong,narrowminded cook,St Louis,MO

"SUCH A GOOD FAMILY FILM.TAKE THE KIDS,SNEAK IN ALL THE FOOD YOU CAN,AND LEAVE A MESS..JUST LIKE BUSH DID IN IRAQ,AND IN THIS COUNTRY TOO." Karl Haase,FORMER dj for 97.1,fascist radio network

"FUCK OFF,I SAID..THE MOVIE SUCKS,AND I WON'T SEE IT." Dick Cheney (again)

"BILL O'REILLY AND ME WENT TO SEE IT TOGETHER.HE SNUCK IN AN UZI,AND I SNUCK OUT THE BACK DOOR". Al Franken,God-fearing American at large

"I'M NOT ABOUT TO SEE A MOVIE THAT CONFRONTS ME WITH MY OWN CONSCIOUS AS TO WHAT MY CUSHY-ASS JOB REWARDS ME WITH.I DEAL IN RATINGS,NOT TRUTHS". Sean Hannity,Fox bias news

"WHAT HE SAID". Alan Colmes,Fox bias news

" IT MADE ME WEEP..TERRIBLY..ALL THOSE OVERWEIGHT PEOPLE..ONE JAZZERSIZE FROM ME AND I COULD CLEAR UP THE WHOLE PROBLEM Richard Simmons

"IM GOING TO WAIT FOR THE DVD TO TO COME OUT.I JUST LOVE THOSE EXTRA FEATURES." John Kerry,Dem. Pres. Cand.

"THE LEFTIST LIBERAL MEDIA,ONCE AGAIN,HAS MADE A FILM THAT IS COMPLETELY BIAS AND TRUTHFUL.ANY PAINKILLERS AROUND HERE?GOD,I'D SHOOT A NEGRO FOR FUN JUST FOR TEN VICODEN". Rush Limbaugh,unaware that his microphone was still on

"FROM THE ANGLES THAT I CAUGHT,MICHAEL MOORE'S GOTTA A REAL PACKAGE". Ron Jeremey,porn star

"WHAT HE SAID" Paris Hilton

"WELL,I'M BLACK,AND THIS FILM DEALS WITH WHITEY.I WON'T SEE IT". Gen. Colin Powell,Sec. of state

"GODDAMNIT,HOW DID THIS SHIT GET RELEASED?I THOUGHT WE HAD TOTAL MEDIA CONTROL! ESPECIALLY AT GODDAMN FOX!WHERE'S MURDOCH,GODDAMNIT,I WANT HIS HEAD ON A POLE! Donald Rumsfeld,Sec of Defense,not caring if he was overheard or not

"WHAT I REMEMBER,THAT IS UNTIL THE DRUGS KICKED IN,WAS GREAT!" Hunter S. Thompson